also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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