Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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