First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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