How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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