you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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