Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You did what with his pubic hair?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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