Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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