we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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