Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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