Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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