Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have demons in me.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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