singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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