When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
As shirtless as possible
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Boobs are out for the taking
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
