Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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