Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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