If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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