Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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