oh god the rape fog is back!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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