Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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