i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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