are you so shy because you have an std?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i dont even know how to be here
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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