dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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