Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
