Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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