I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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