NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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