I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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