the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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