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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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• (315): View more from New York

  in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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• (415): View more from California

  Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.

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• (650): View more from California

  Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.

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• (585): View more from New York

  So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?

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• (516): View more from New York

  My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......

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