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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup

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• (310): View more from California

  it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.

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• (707): View more from California

  This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....

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