We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....