How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried