nutella sex= disaster
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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