have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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