ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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