I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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