im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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