can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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