i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
