she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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