So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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