One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
When are your genitals available?
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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