Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
it was like eating out sand paper
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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