if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
