you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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