omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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