dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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