Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
if i died would you start the facebook group?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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