We won't sleep together?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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