i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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