was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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