It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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