yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What drink are we having for lunch?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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