Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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