My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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